STRAIGHT JACKET GUERRILLA FILM FESTIVAL: CINEMA'S LAST REVOLUTIONARY BATTLEGROUND
CINEMA IS DEAD, EARTHLINGS!! And we've killed it with gloriously chaotic purpose!
The Straight Jacket Guerrilla Film Festival isn't just breaking rules—it's incinerating the entire rulebook and snorting the ashes. We're handing total control back to the underground guerrilla filmmakers and their hungry spectators, rebuilding the future of visual rebellion from the ground up.
While Hollywood force-feeds you polished emptiness, we've weaponized YouTube and Vimeo as our digital artillery, rendering traditional theaters obsolete. Who needs overpriced popcorn when revolutionary cinema fits in your pocket? The streaming revolution has put billion-dollar studios on notice—watching films is now FREE, and the corporate overlords are trembling.
Microwave Cinema—fast, hot, and potentially explosive—has democratized filmmaking for the masses. That smartphone in your hand? It's a movie studio waiting to be unleashed. Home videos have evolved into sophisticated guerrilla statements, and fake films have become authentic expressions of street-level truth.
MARK THE DATE: Saturday, August 21st, 2017 at Alamo Street Eat Bar in San Antonio, Texas. From 9:00 pm to Midnight, we're making history with our Straight Jacket Awards Night—celebrating our collection by crowning the Most Creative Feature Film and Best Street Culture Music Video. Stick around for the raw, unfiltered Q&A with our victorious cinematic insurgents.
We summon all movie divers to plunge headfirst into the gloriously obscure gamble of guerrilla street culture. The revolution won't be televised—it'll be streamed at straightjacketguerrillafilmfestival.com.
